The Haunted Bordello
Two Nights Only!
There's an eerie light shining from the old red Victorian on the hill. Many years ago, on a dark October evening, something bad happened in Port Townsend's finest pleasure palace. Join us for an evening of tantalizing fright you will never forget...
Date: Friday October 28 & Saturday October 29
Time: 8pm Friday | 7pm Saturday to 10:30pm
Location: 313 Walker St. Port Townsend (Directions)
Price: $10 cold, hard cash.
Parking: We recommend parking at the Jefferson County court house
Goodies: Concessions will be available for purchase
The Details...wherein resides the devil
- Must be 17 years old to enter, no exceptions. If you appear less than 25, bring ID.
- No, it's not a real bordello. They're actors.
- Under no circumstances may any guest touch the actors. Doing so will result in your immediate removal from the premises without refund. Neither will anyone touch you, sorry.
- If you appear intoxicated you will be denied admission. We reserve the right to refuse admission to anyone.
- No photography, weapons, or smoking permitted on the premises (inside or out). A staff photographer may be present to take pictures for a small fee.
- You may be asked to remove bulky costumes or masks that obstruct your vision for your own protection and that of the property
- There will be strobe lights, artificial smoke, steep stairs, and graphic scenes of violence with sexual content that may offend some guests. You can thank us later.
- If you are disturbed by skin, sin, or scariness then this probably isn't for you.
Port Townsend's Haunted Bordello is a guided tour. It is our pleasure to offer you a titillating and terrifying entertainment. One intimate group of three to five guests will be admitted to the house at a time. We appreciate your patience.